Saints, every one.

You have to feel for substitute teachers - drafted in last minute to a classroom of kids they don’t know, who are ready to run riot at the first hint of weakness.

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Your spoiler free guide to tonight's telly.

'X Factor' winner James Arthur today toasted the “spirit of the North East” for his victory and hit back at the show’s haters as “hypocrites”.