THIS column might never reach your eyes. Ireland will surely have fallen off its axis, now that the X case legislation has passed the Dáil.

IT WAS the moment people across Ireland recoiled in horror as they realised the muck they had been fed after it emerged 99% of the Coalition’s programme for government contained horse manure.

AS the Sex Pistols put it as they stormed off stage early at their final gig: “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

WELL, it would certainly explain where all the money went — the Department of Finance on crack.