Fergus Aherne doesn’t get back to his old Musgrave Park stomping ground much these days, but there is plenty to make him feel at home when he does.

YOU ask a girl to your graduation ball, buy her a ticket, give her a reason to get tarted and tanned, present her with posh chocolates and an orchid, tell her she looks amazing, buy her five bottles of Ritz ... then she cops off with someone else.