Hairy Biker Dave Myers failed to heat up the dance floor as he made his debut performance in the new series of Strictly Come Dancing.

The competition was fierce, but a song by Nineties star Des’ree has been voted the worst ever pop lyric.

The “world’s biggest bootlegger”, who pocketed up to £15m (€22.5m) ripping off some of showbusiness’s top names, was jailed for three and a half years today.