Chances are, you already have a pretty clear idea of how much a Three Stooges movie starring three present day actors appeals to you.

Charlize Theron – who has been single since splitting from long-term love Stuart Townsend in January – has reportedly started dating model-and-actor Eric Thal who owns a farm in New York.

Those knuckleheads Faris and Hall – one nice, the other a sex-crazed self-obsessive – return for another well-trod trail of terror in what has become a series of diminishing returns.

It’s 15 years since Meg Ryan faked her famous orgasm in When Harry Met Sally.