The first round of acts are as follows.

Book proposal #812: a modernist novel in which a forlorn student searches Dublin up and down for recognisable GAA food ahead of a big match.

Billy Connolly famously surmised, “Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”

Jennifer Lopez has to “work harder” to maintain a trim figure since she became a mother.

AUSTRALIAN stand-in captain Michael Clarke yesterday insisted his side had no case to answer regarding cheating accusations which marred the third day of the fifth Ashes Test in Sydney.