A serial shoplifter, who was convicted yesterday of carrying out more than 30 thefts, declared from the dock at his sentencing hearing: “I ain’t very good at shoplifting, am I?”

A DISCOUNT card has been launched to help people who are on the dole live for less.

Drug-addicted identical twin brothers who hid their faces with tea towels "like Eastern women" when they robbed €42 worth of Easter Eggs on April Fool’s Day last year have been given suspended sentences.