Every band needs a Bez. In fact, there’s a case to be made that every workplace in the country could do with the Happy Mondays’ vibes man. Somebody to jump up with a pair of maracas and shake up the energy when things begin to flag.

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Former Happy Mondays star Bez was jailed for four weeks today after assaulting his ex-girlfriend during a row over money.