People now want to come home after work to the plush cosiness they would get if they went out for drinks or food, writes Denise O’Donoghue

Democrat Cedric Richmond made the joke during a comedy routine at last week's annual Washington Press Club Foundation congressional dinner.

We've definitely all been this tired.

With all the screaming and carrying on, their neighbours thought they’d won the lottery. But it was a lumpy old sofa stuffed with $40,000 in cash that had three young roommates raising a ruckus.