Mark Hayes loses the plot after a free yoga class in LA

Mark Hayes finally caved and went to a free yoga class in Los Angeles, where he’s currently living. Despite his misgivings, he had a really transcendantal time — for a short while.

SO I’M IN Malibu, at a yoga studio, standing at the back of a crisp, clean, pure white room. White ceiling, white walls, white drapes and polished wooden floorboards. It feels like a dream sequence.

I’m surrounded by beautiful, tanned, toned, limber people — the really annoying kind you see on TV. About 20 women and one other guy. They all look so at ease and comfortable in their own skin. Alas, not I.