Ask Audrey: Glanmire is better than Ballincollig like a fit of the gawks is better than the runs on a train

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Ask Audrey: They’re both awful but if you had to choose, it’s a yes to Glanmire.

I’m due to have our first baby in two weeks time and I don’t want my husband present at the birth. The problem is I’m after falling in love with my gynaecologist and I want it to be just us alone in the delivery suite. I feel bad about this , I really do. My husband is kind and loving and his mother paid for us to go private for the birth because she didn’t want it spreading around Douglas Golf Club that her grandchild was in a public ward in CUH. Well wait until she hears that her daughter-in-law is a lesbian! I’ve never had any feelings for a woman before, but after 5 minutes of the first consultation, I knew this gynaecologist was the one. I still felt funny about her looking at my bits on our first ‘date’, buy a girl a drink first, you know that kind of way. But now I can’t stop thinking about her, I’m all over her Instagram page every day . She has no idea I feel this way, and she has three kids in fairness, but nothing ventured nothing gained. So do you think I should tell her how I feel in the delivery suite?

 - Ciara, Maryborough Hill.