Colm O'Regan: A Corkman praising something in Dublin? I'm committing sacrilege. 

"The Phoenix Park. It’s massive. 1,750 acres. There’s something about that kind of size that means you’ll never have two identical days in it."

Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Pic: Denis Minihane.

I’m committing sacrilege. A Corkman openly praising something in Dublin.

A stern deputation will approach and ask me to hand back my Cork passport (it’s like the Irish one but has Tanora on the cover and the ‘Holly Bough’ quiz at the back). It’s just wrong.