Diary of a Gen Z Student: My favourite part of being a girl? The nightclub bathroom

"The most crucial protocol we follow in the girls’ bathroom: Under no circumstances can we allow any girl to get back together with an ex."

Jane Cowan is a student in Trinity College Dublin, where she is in her second year, studying English.

No man is an island? I wonder what John Donne would say about the girls’ bathroom in a nightclub.

If I’m honest, my favourite part of being a girl is the girls’ bathroom in a nightclub.