Bernard O'Shea: My memory is so bad I forgot I did Dancing with the Stars

Bernard O'Shea. Photograph Moya Nolan
Last week our youngest shouted up the stairs: “What’s wrong, Daddy?” I was in the shower, so I hastily threw a towel around myself, and poked my head down the stairs.
I shouted back: “What’s wrong?”, cursing the fact that mayhem ensued the second I had a chance to do something for myself.