Bernard O'Shea: I swallowed 42 bulbs of garlic, then I tried garlic water

I hate synonyms and I hate garlic. Hate is a strong word but no other word comes close as a replacement. I especially hate garlic bread particularly the smell of it.
But of all the online trends and influences, garlic is one of the rare few that has abundant scientific evidence to back up its extensive health benefits. But Garlic Water? Garlic Water? Peter Kay would have a field day with that one.