Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen from Ballydesmond. Amn’t I after joining a walking group down here, socially distanced, inside our 5k, it’s full of middle-aged people making boring small-talk in an effort to disguise the fact that we’re gagging for someone to touch us and not in a way that would get a thumbs up from the parish priest, God bless him. 

Anyway, I found myself walking next to a part-time hippy yesterday, dreadlocks and the smell of the hash pipe off him, but nothing that can’t be sorted with a scrubbing brush in the shower, I’m half weak just thinking about it.