Julie Jay: We're in Spain - and marvelling at how cheap the crisps are

Much like I wore Fred down initially and tricked him into our relationship, so too has Fred worn me down and convinced me to book a holiday in the sun

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For the last 18 months, Fred has continually reminded me we have yet to go on our honeymoon.

"There’s no honeymoon when you have a child," I always reply, giving off a distinctly Mother Superior energy.