Perhaps Fred is having an affair or, worse still, has eaten the last Kinder Bueno

Criminal genius that he is, this two-year-old Machiavelli now has us right where he wants us

Julie Jay: Before I became a parent, I swore blind I would never have my child in the bed with me

Julie Jay

COMEDIAN

Recently I read a description of the late Princess Margaret’s morning routine, which consisted of waking at nine and reading the papers in bed until noon when a lady-in-waiting would run her a bath before she dressed and began her day with a boozy three-course meal.