Julie Jay: Ted always wins because that’s the privilege that comes with being cute

The funny thing about kids is they are of you, but they are not you

Julie Jay.  Picture: Domnick Walsh

Julie Jay

COMEDIAN

Being a mammy to a two-year-old is to be constantly reminded of who you were at their age. In stark contrast to my son Ted, growing up I was the eternal indoors kid: why suffer the slings and arrows of the elements when you could happily curl up with a book, in the comfort of your home, complete with a working toilet and snacks on cue?