A sneak peek into this year's ridiculous Oscar goodie bags

We’ve got the low-down to what’s inside - and we can tell you they won't be disappointed.

Looks like everyone’s a winner at this year’s Oscars as each nominee will leave with a goodie bag worth US$125,000.

We’ve got the low-down into what’s inside - and we can tell you they won't be disappointed.

The most expensive item is a $20,000 gift certificate to have Enigma Life founder Olessia Kantor fly out for a personal meeting with each nominee “to discuss their 2015 horoscope, analyse dreams and teach them mind control techniques,” according to Variety magazine.

The magical bag of goodies also includes a luxury three-night stay in Tuscany ($1,500), a train ride through the Canadian Rockies ($14,500), a Reset Yourself lifestyle makeover package ($14,500) and a silver necklace engraved with the latitude and longitude coordinates of the Dolby Theater where the Oscars takes place ($150).

Then, just because that’s not enough, there’s a ‘glamping’ trip ($12,500), posh French Mediterranean sea salts ($1,500), a Wellness 360 gift pack ($1,200), a Haze vaporiser ($200) and a year’s worth of Audi A4 car rentals ($20,000) thrown in too.

Sound good to you? From here on in, it seems to have taken on a Fifty Shades of Grey theme.

The Hollywood stars will also be treated to an Afterglow vibrator ($250), a custom candy and dessert buffet ($800) and an O-Shot ($2,700).

What’s an O-Shot we hear you ask? An O-Shot is another name for a "vagina rejuvenation procedure".

The goodie bags are distributed by Distinctive Asset and are not endorsed by the Academy.

They’ve even gone up in value from a mere $80,000 last year.