PICS: Professor responds soundly to drunken rant email from student

Mr Martin sounds like our kind of guy, this is after he received a drunken email from a student and decided to see the funny side of it.

Student Patrick Davidson thought it would be a good idea to email his professor for an extension after what must have been a very heavy night. Patrick sympathised with Mr Martin’s baldness and told him, "If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep you banging."

Amazingly Patrick’s unorthodox method worked as the kindly Mr Martin gave him the extension and replied to the bald jibes by saying, "I don’t get paid enough to get hair implants."