Broke Irish lad in Vegas selling his car on DoneDeal

He was off enjoying a lads' holiday in Las Vegas when he ran out of money, thus ruining a great time.
Between overspending and "the price of the dollar", the poor guy is struggling to get by in Sin City.
Drastic times, however, call for drastic measures. With no one to bail him out, young Mark is selling his beloved car back home in Monaghan.

"Genuine reason for selling this beaut. I'm with the lads in Vegas and I'm stone broke," Mark explains.
"Thought I was Terrence Big Balls the first two nights and now I'm atein scraps.
"The price of the dollar has my heart broke aswell!
"The car's a beaut and drives like a Porsche. She gets plenty of attention from the L-A-D-I-E-S as well.
"One woman owner before myself who only ever drove her to the shop and back.
"Looking for a quick sale. Call now..."
Still, it's not the worst lads trip to Las Vegas we've heard of.