There is something fishy about this newspaper headline
The East Oregonian printed this headline in describing baseball player Pat Venditte as 'amphibious'. Which be pretty cool but Rabbite is in fact both right and left-handed so we're guessing they meant .
Favorite headline of week. He pitches righty, lefty — and evidently, also underwater. Faces Aquaman in next outing. pic.twitter.com/efxaQxFp8Z
— Neill Woelk (@NeillWoelk) June 8, 2015
Of course, maybe he actually is amphibious - in which case, carry on.
And, of course, Twitter wasted no time in capitalising on someone else's mistake.
@NeillWoelk @tedfrank those webbed hands must be helpful.
— 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏴🇧🇯🐕🇮🇱🇨🇿💉🌙 (@Rose_Marie_Holt) June 8, 2015
@NeillWoelk Redefining the 'sinker' pitch.
— Pitt Griffin (@pittgriffin) June 9, 2015
@NeillWoelk I daresay that headline writer's career is now under water.
— Stan (@StanFinger) June 9, 2015
.@moarhops - he's actually a 6 foot tall newt. @NeillWoelk
— JohnnyBCool (@JohnnyBCool) June 8, 2015
@NeillWoelk A useful skill when playing the Marlins, Rays or Mariners.
— Kaiser Angepöpö (@KaiserDad) June 9, 2015
Yes yes, very good, everyone.
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H/T:breakingnews.ie

