British punters have strong opinions on completely made-up election policies

With the general election taking place tomorrow, May 7, it’s been wall-to-wall policy announcements, debates and analysis over the Irish Sea, to ensure the public are well-educated.

Pity it hasn't worked, so.

Satirical website The Poke sent its man on the street to ask the great British public about several key issues - all of which were complete and utter nonsense.