This might be the best newspaper headline ever

In yesterday’s Evening News - a Scottish newspaper -, there was a headline that managed to be a brilliantly clever play on words as well as an earworm.

It's a thing of beauty.

Genius headline on p3 of the Evening News pic.twitter.com/nh2A2fRFPc

— Alan Young (@alanyoung3000) February 11, 2015

Aaaandnow it's stuck in her head. You better listen to the full song to get rid of it.