A knight in shining armour

WHICH version of The Hoff is your personal favourite?

There are so many to choose from, it’s hard to know where to start. Eighties hairy-chested pin up dude in teeny weeny Speedos? Leather clad rock dude, belting out very soft rock anthems? Beefy beach dude in slo-mo action shots with Pamela Anderson? Macho heroic dude with a talking car? Z-movie star of such cinematic giants as Anaconda 3: Offspring, and more recently, Piranha 3DD? Transatlantic talent show judge? Pantomime star across the UK, usually in the role of Captain Hook?

Perhaps your favourite is that classic cameo in 2004’s stoner epic — sorry, kid’s film — Sponge Bob Square Pants.