Tom Dunne: Kneecap and other brats... my music awards of the year revealed

Pictured are Kneecap (left) and Charli XCX (right).
You may not like the following, but in years to come historians will say: “That was 2024; the year in music.” Bits of it were visible from space, other bits just seismically detectable. It was garish and OTT, but some people made absolute fortunes.