Come behind the scenes at the Eurovision Song Contest in Malmö

Bambie thug speaking with media ahead of the Eurovision song Contest Final in Malmo, Sweden. Picture Andres Poveda

It’s no surprise that behind the scenes at the Eurovision Song Contest you’ll find a slick, well-oiled machine backstage.

I’m on a tour of Malmö Arena organised by cruise partners Royal Caribbean of everything you don’t see on the screen during the competition — which, like an iceberg, is most of it.