Tom Dunne: The Ian Brown horror show and the folly of backing-track karaoke

Ian Brown has been getting stick for performing badly with a backing track. Picture: Collins Photos
āTonight Matthew, Iām going to be Ian Brown,ā said the man in the 90s top. āUncle John isnāt handling the divorce well,ā we thought collectively eyeing his clothes and hair.
Ā āA head thatās worn out two bodies,ā said one cruelly. āGo on, Uncle John, show us what youāve got.āĀ