TV review: The Wheel of Time is literally not dirty enough to be the next Game of Thrones

It feels like a Center Parcs take on an ancient fantasy village high in the mountains — I couldn’t see any smells.

The Wheel of Time with Rosamund Pike

Alcohol use.

That’s one of the few warnings they flash up at the start of The Wheel of Time (Amazon Prime Video ). So straight away we know it’s not going to be the next Game of Thrones. ( Alcohol was well down page two on the list of triggers in Game of Thrones. )