Tom Dunne's Music & Me: Four simple steps to Make Eurovision Great Again
Nikkie Tutorials, right, shone as a presenter on this year's Eurovision. Picture: Getty
Pin this note on your fridge. Well, don’t pin it, use a fridge magnet. Read it again next January when there is still time to SAVE US ALL. If you don’t read it and act immediately THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN! Good luck and godspeed.
If we ever want to win Eurovision again, we must:
