Ask Audrey: Is calling Santa Claus 'Santy' a sign that you're from the northside?

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Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. I have put a block on Kerry men on my Tinder account because would it kill them to change their socks before the end of the month, would it? 

Didn’t I get an expression of interest from a fella in Millstreet, so I invited him over last Sunday to ‘view the goods’, he brought a portion of Shepherd’s Pie in a tupperware box in case he was stopped by the guards and he could tell them he had to feed his mother, no less.