The Shape I'm In: Senator, David Norris

David Norris is not about to leave his funeral to chance or indeed to anyone else to orgainse. He has planned every detail, right down to the eulogy, which he will deliver himself — it’s already recorded. And being a high Anglican, mourners can expect pomp and ceremony.

“I have everything mapped out. I have my plot bought in Co Laois, a little place called Rosskelton that nobody will find,” says the poll-topping Dublin senator.