Learner Dad: "I’m an Irish male born before 1990, so tears are not an option"

IT’S another week in lockdown. Don’t ask me which week it is at this stage — I wouldn’t be surprised to wake up one of these mornings and discover that it’s Christmas Day, writes Pat Fitzptarick

TWO WORDS: It was more like four because I wasn’t too bothered about measuring out the gin. Picture: iStock