Lindsay Woods: 'Here’s the thing, you can’t programme a kid'

I honestly struggle to remember how we survived without having a facility to record multiple episodes of a rude little pig, with exceptionally broad vowels, when we had our first child, writes Lindsay Woods.

I honestly struggle to remember how we survived without having a facility to record multiple episodes of a rude little pig, with exceptionally broad vowels, when we had our first child. Realistically, it is not so much that I struggle to remember as that I want to obliterate such a heinous time from memory.

We had heard whispers of a magical, digital box with the means to store the entire back catalogue of CBeebies for our tiny Overlords’ perusal but alas, they had at that juncture yet to make it to our shores.