Tric Kearney: 'Internet shopping and I are finished'

As my bank account is suffering a drought I’ve come up with a new way of saving money. I’m avoiding shops. After all, everyone knows the secret powers shops have. You go in for a sliced pan and half an hour later you’ve a trolley full to the brim. It’s not until breakfast the following morning you discover toast is off the menu as you forgot to buy the bread.

As my bank account is suffering a drought I’ve come up with a new way of saving money. I’m avoiding shops, writes Tric Kearney.

After all, everyone knows the secret powers shops have. You go in for a sliced pan and half an hour later you’ve a trolley full to the brim. It’s not until breakfast the following morning you discover toast is off the menu as you forgot to buy the bread.