Ask Audrey: She's as deluded as a bus driver applying to join Sundays Well Tennis Club

Sorting out Cork people for years...

Any crack? The boss at work is an out and out cracker and I’m thinking of lobbing the gob at her tomorrow night at the Christmas party. She’s married and everything, but she’s always telling me that she’s weak for Kerry lads like myself. I know that office-shagging is frowned upon these days, do you think it might harm my career?
— Mike, Glanmire, I’m schm-ooooth