Ask Audrey: Cork people are stunned, we can’t believe there are two cities in the world nicer than Cork

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages...

C’mere, myself and the old doll have moved in with her parents to save money for a deposit on a gaff. We do be legends now at doing the business in silence, the old doll don’t even shout ‘Oh Dowcha Donie, you do be taking me to paradise’ during the good bits. After doing it the other night I ran out to the jacks in the nip and who should I meet only the old doll’s Mam, and she was in the nip as well and she and the husband are well in their 70s. Fit of the gawks! Do you think I should make a joke out of it?– Dowcha Donie, Blackpool, I’d like to get it out in the open.