Ask Audrey: He said my face does be reminding him of the sun setting over Sardinia

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

I’m from Monkstown and married for money. (Quelle surprise.) It worked out well for both of us. I get New York with the girls three times a year, he gets a new sexual position for his birthday. (Rusty Trombone last year, don’t even look it up, vom.)