Ask Audrey: What’s the story with my old doll and Instagram?

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C’mere, what’s the story with my old doll and Instagram. Her cousin makes a fortune as a social media influencer, telling fat people to cop themselves on and stop eating all the sausages in batter. So, the old doll is at the same crack now and it’s wrecking me head. Last night we watched an episode of Game of Thrones, a real filthy wan now like, so naturally I suggested we stage a re-enactment, so so speak. She said, no Dowcha Donie, I do be too busy posting to my followers to do be doing it. Now, her only followers do be her Mam and a German called Kreepy Kurt – should I tell her to stop? Dowcha Donie, Blackpool, I do feel neglected.