Ask Audrey: C'mere Russia, most people I know would love to be expelled from Dublin

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C’mere, what’s the story with World War Three. I see the Russkis do be livid because Simon Coveney told them one of their diplomats has to go home. Like, I’m not trying to be funny, but most people I know would love to be expelled from Dublin. I was up there with the old doll two weeks ago, it do be fierce busy and someone needs to have a word with them about their accent. (It’s ridiculous.) So, like, can you tell the Russian lad to cheer up and he’ll be better off, even if they send him to Siberia?— Dowcha Donie, Blackpool, why don’t we have embassies in Cork?