Lindsay Woods: I did not ‘glow’ throughout my pregnancies. I sweated. Profusely

I push 5ft 2ins and a smidge on a good day. When I’ve eaten all of my vegetables (I will not be swayed by any person who submits proven scientific evidence to the contrary).

Let’s call a spade a spade; I’m short. The sting from this glaringly obvious fact is not eased by the presentation of another glaringly obvious fact; that both my mother and brother rival in stature some sort of woody, perennial plant with a lofty, elevated trunk. I derive my Lilliputian measurements from my father’s side.