Know anyone with a birthday coming up?

We've found the perfect present for them on eBay.

We thought we had already seen the oddest thing that eBay had to offer, but the online auction site continues to surprise and delight.

Here we have the perfect gift for any keen swimmer in the family looking to add a little pizzazz to their training routine, or for any mischievious sibling who wants to give gullible Dollymount walkers the fright of there lives.