Myers off form in dismal 'The Love Guru'

Raised in an ashram in the tiny Indian fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) leaves his beloved, cross-eyed mentor Guru Tugginmypuddha (Ben Kingsley) to establish himself as an expert in self-help and spirituality in America.

'The Love Guru' espouses the importance of fulfilment through self-reflection (“Intimacy = Into me I see”) but Marco Schnabel’s film will have quite the opposite effect: self-loathing and frustration as viewers realise that they have wasted good money on second-rate goods.