What woman wouldn’t be attracted to a sleep-deprived madman, wearing an aftershave called Vomit Pour l’Homme?

I was folding 400 tiny knickers and socks for an hour the other night, when it finally dawned on me. You’ve been playing us men for fools. I’m not the only one who has come to this realisation.
The latest figures from the UK show the number of stay-at-home dads dropped from 241,000 to 232,000 in one year, reversing a trend that has shown a steady increase since 1993.