The host with the most...Graham Norton has a busy schedule with the Baftas and Eurovision on his cards
 ASTERING a gracious face on camera when losing an award is no easy task, but chatshow host, Graham Norton, has a plan.
âIâm on stage, and Iâm announcing the category that Iâm in!â quips the West Cork man, discussing his return as host of this yearâs Baftas.
âThereâs a bit of, âI would really like to win thisâ, and there is a bit of me that goes, âF**k!â, when I donât, but at least Iâve got something to do with the rest of my evening. If youâre sat in the audience and you donât win, thatâs a long night...â
Interviewing an interviewer is strange, but Norton is a professional. And nice.
Heâs casually dressed, in a blue shirt and jeans, and engaging from the off; his bearded face and quirky mannerisms are comfortably familiar.
He chuckles, I suspect out of modesty, when I ask how he spends his time away from the merry-go-round of celebrity.
âMy life is tragically simple. Iâm either walking dogs, watching TV, or getting drunk. Or sometimes all three,â he says.
The 53-year-old is a household name, known for his impish charm, quick wit, and innuendo. And he has won seven Baftas, four of which were for The Graham Norton Show.

Beamed into millions of homes every Friday night, Nortonâs ability to play â in his words â a âpoofie chappieâ, and deliver A-list interview gold, has seen him nominated again this year, and heâs up against Stephen Fry in the entertainment performance category.
âHereâs an interesting fact: Stephen Fry has never won a Bafta,â says Norton. âIsnât that weird?
âItâs interesting, the people who have slipped through the net. So Stephen Fry and Ian McKellen have never won a Bafta or Oscar. What losers!â he says, launching into his trademark laugh.
âThere are a lot of people who deserve a prize, so if Stephen won, I really couldnât grumble.â
One nominee Norton (whose real name is Graham Walker) is hoping to see crowned, however, is Dr Foster star, Suranne Jones, in the leading actress category.
âThe others are all very good, but whatâs nice on the night, is if itâs a big, popular win. Some of them give an amazing, award-worthy performance in a show, but if you havenât seen that show, you will, by definition, care less. So if itâs something like Dr Foster, it zhooshes up the evening.â
And having hosted the BBC One ceremony nine times previously, he has a few words of advice for those yet to pen their winnerâs speech.
âFunny or moving is always good. Long lists of people youâve never heard of: very bad. But, yes: funny, lovely; emotional â lovely. Tick and tick. Tears are lovely, because thatâs someone who cares. I mean, sometimes tears can be annoying, but genuine tears are always welcome.â
Other Irish nominees on the night include Sharon Horgan for Catastrophe.
If you want to let your hair down, the after-party is always quite good, Norton adds.
âA quarter of the people are in a good mood, and they are having a nice time, and everyone else is just drowning their sorrows.
âI donât normally stay until the bitter end, though, because itâs literally a bitter end.â

Celebrated for his humour and perfectly-timed sarcasm, Norton is used to brushing shoulders with Hollywoodâs elite, on the iconic red-sofa on his prime-time BBC One series, but he still finds the Bafta gig âa nervy nightâ â despite an obligatory glass of wine.
âThe audience is so star-studded that itâs kind of, âOh, God, really?â But, I suppose, doing it for this long helps, because you think: âItâll all happen; Iâll just get through itâ.
âYears ago, when I used to do stand-up, I had little rituals,â he reveals, âbut the sooner you break those habits, the better for everyone.â
Today, an experienced Norton has many strings to his showbiz bow â TV presenter (heâll be returning to host the Eurovision Song Contest this May, as well), comedian, actor, DJ and agony uncle â but his latest endeavour, as a novelist, has left him feeling a new kind of ânervousnessâ.
Of his âdarkly funnyâ debut â the title of which is yet to be released â he says: âI loved it. I really, really enjoyed the process of writing the book and itâs so much more enjoyable than writing a memoir. Itâs fun.
âThe odd thing is, I have no real need to publish it. I couldnât care less if anybody reads it; Iâd be quite happy to print it all off, put it in a box and put it under my bed, and just go, âYeah, Iâve written a novel, itâs in thereâ.
âMy pleasure came from doing it,â he explains, âand now it will enter a grubby, depressing bit, where people are going, âMeh, itâs all rightâ, and, âOh, I found it a bit boringâ, and, âWhat was that bit about?â
âIâm in a really nice moment, right now, where Iâve finished the novel, and Iâd quite like this process to stop, now, before the awfulness.â
Heâs pragmatic about the outcome, though.
âI would like people to like it. But, equally, if nobody likes or reads it, all that will happen is I wonât write another one,â Norton muses. âObviously, my ego will be bruised and Iâll be upset, but there wonât really be consequences, other than the world will be spared another Graham Norton novel.â

                    
                    
                    
 
 
 
 
 
 
