Check out these hilarious reasons people have been dumped

We have all had the awkward experience of having to tell someone you no longer want to go out with them, but we bet your reasons were a bit better than these.

For some people spending time with someone you are no longer interested in is better than the emotionally intense and socially excruciating experience of telling someone to f*ck off in the nicest way possible.

But for others, they seem to revel in the activity and break ties at the simplest of flaws.