Why do we hate hipsters so much?

"NO HIPSTERS! Donât be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, your sawdust beddingâŠ.no, waitâŠ.Hamsters. No Hamsters!â You probably saw the chalkboard cafĂ© sign doing the rounds online. You may have smiled wryly, even as you dug your nails into your clenched palms.
