The college score we valued most

In his new book LA screenwriter Mark Hayes recalls his school and college days in Cork, back in the days before he moved to Hollywood to hang out with the likes of Robbie Williams.

My main memory of going to UCC is not of the classes or the teachers or the friends, or playing soccer, or the five-for-one vodka and RedBull nights out at Gorbys, or the hot barmaid who worked at the Goat Broke Loose, or dropping out and going to Hong Kong, or that depressing year I spent in Germany on Erasmus.

Nay. My main memory of college is of sitting on a wall. Which is a tad odd, perhaps.