Husband writes up sex rejection list for his wife

One frustrated man drew up the spreadsheet for his other half, documenting his attempts to have sex with his wife over a two-month period, after she announced she was leaving for a ten-day business trip.

(Reddit/ throwwwwaway29)

Each intimate opportunity was stamped with a date, outcome and excuse for refusal including watching re-runs of Friends, having to wake up early and being “slightly tender” from the romantic antics the night before.